Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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