Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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