I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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