apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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