Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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