found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Randomize
