I want to stick my p in your. b.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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