Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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