i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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