we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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