so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Randomize
