Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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