You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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