I'm sorry my penis didn't work
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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