i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Alive.
So much puke
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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