New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Acid is not a monday night drug
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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