The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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