we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I need water and some morals
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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