Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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