dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
We don't watch enough power rangers
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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