Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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