Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
Randomize
