I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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