So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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