She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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