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My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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