That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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