she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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