): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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