alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Randomize
