Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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