so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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