I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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