I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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