dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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