I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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