Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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