The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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