There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Randomize