I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Floor bacon is actually really good
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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