yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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