I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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