Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
