Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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