I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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