yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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