when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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