she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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