Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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