Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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