Tell her she can't have a vagina
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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