I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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