How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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